Confessions of a Bad Chemist

When I accidentally put five bonds on a carbon

Why I am fundamentally incapable of doing research work

Trying to find my way around at a new job

Trying to remember how to spell phenolphthalein

When I want to see a derivation for something but...

Trying to read a burette when I’ve forgotten my glasses

When the waitress asks if I want another beer and I know I shouldn't (but I get one anyways)

When I get a clean NMR

When a chemist tries to write an acrostic poem

When someone in my lab group actually read the lab manual